January 2012
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It’s new years eve and I have to babysit my sister and cousin and I only had one beer and there are none left in this house and i’m 400 miles away from any of my friends and my life sucks :(
December 2011
Anonymous asked: How are you emyburger :)
oh my GOD never let your family members use your computer JESUS CHRIST
Anonymous asked: Are you going to have a new year's kiss?
Anonymous asked: Where are you from?
a-hookah-smoking-caterpillar asked: I think if you and I were to meet, we would be the best of friends. It's like... Hmm how can I put this... It's like I'm the penis and you're the vaguna; when put together, we make a baby. No, wait. Okay, you're the vagina and I'm the vagina; when put together, we make fireworks. Yes. Our friendship would be like fireworks.
i want to lose a fuck load of weight this year. not a fuck load, but like… to where I was the beginning of freshmen year. Before my life became complete bullshit
Watchbabyminaj:
my message about jesus christ (please watch)
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remove-your-shoes-please reblogged your photoset: found these pictures from like 3 months ago wtf?
the first one. It does things to me.
hahahahhaa it’s the best picture of me ever i believe
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My 45oz jar of menstrual blood is almost full.
cuntbarf:
I am not sure what to do with it once it’s full. I have been collecting my blood for a year and a half, and I would like to keep it. But, I am terrified of something happening and it breaking. I would be lying if I said I weren’t attached to it.
What do you think, Tumblr?
Anonymous asked: Youre a fag for posting Perry
